Meet The Kids at A*L*P*H*A*B*E*T School

Of course it never occurred to me yesterday, while I was writing about Alphabet School, that a few visuals might be a nice touch. (Duhh!) I convinced the fledgling faculty at the school to send a few of the students to the office to get their pictures taken, and here they are:

From left to right, this is the letter h, arguably the smartest letter in the school, according to his math teacher. Next is little a, who, I understand has received demerits recently for laughing unduly in class while his teacher was talking. His Language Arts teacher tells me that he had to send little t to the principal, who, as a matter of fact, is the next letter in our lineup. Judging by the expression on his face, I'd say he's not too happy with someone- I wonder what little a has done now? Coincidentally, this spells, "hat". Is there a hidden meaning?

The rest of the crew; a couple of upper case Ts, an o, i and an e round out the current student body at the A*L*P*H*A*B*E*T School, though I am assured by the faculty that their attendance numbers are on the rise, though they plan to limit each class to no more than 26 students.