Just a quickie, something Ms. Q told me yesterday, as only she can:
A couple of cannibals took over a circus
and began eating the circus folk.
When they got to the clown,
the one cannibal asked the other cannibal,
"Does this taste funny to you?"
I know, its funnier when she tells it - I have the curse of killing jokes.
It reminded me of Steve Martin's joke about being funny:
People ask me, "Steve, how can you go out on stage and always be funny?"
Well I'll tell you-
Before I go out on stage every night, I put a piece of balogna in each of my shoes.
That way, I feel funny.
Yeah, don't worry, I'm not giving up my day job yet.